Monday, July 21, 2014

Top 10 Candy Quotes

Throughout history, Candy has been a hot topic of discussion amongst philosophers, scholars and great minds alike... "To sweet, or not too sweet - THAT is the question" and such...
Here is a list of the Top 10 candy quotes that have been poured from the fountain of wisdom of these genius' minds...

10. "Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down,
especially if you didn't have to work too hard to get it."
 

-Robert Liparulo, House of Dark ShadowsNow that doesn't mean you just go taking candy from strangers -- I'm talking to you, kids!
(and certain adults too ;)

9. "Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to
buy candy whenever and wherever I want."

―Ryan GoslingAh, yes... FREEDOM.

8. "I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars,
and the glass in front is a magnifying glass.
You'll be mad, but it will be too late."

―Mitch Hedberg^ Some people just want to watch the world burn.

7. "You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
― Ronald ReaganHmm... What about lollipops, does the same rule apply?

6. "He was like her favorite type of candy, she realized,
a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run.
Admittedly . . . that tartness was part of the allure all along."

― Victoria Kahler, Their Friend ScarletAww, that's so... sweet...   

5. "I can't be the candy queen forever."
―Katy PerryYou bet your lickin' lollipop you can't be the Candy Queen forever, Katy -- because we have the REAL ONE right here @ Candy Funhouse! - Of course it is consentual, it's not like we're holding her prisoner or anything... *ahem* moving on....



4. "She grinned, looking for all the world like a sticky-mouthed little girl who had just convinced her gullible mother that she really did drop the first piece of candy into the storm drain and would need another."
― Wendy Corsi Staub, A Thoroughly Modern PrincessDevious...

3. "Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too."
       ―Jane SmileyAin't that the truth...


2. "Candy is natures way of
        making up for Mondays"

        Unknown Author

The following is my favourite quote for one simple reason - It's Harry Potter!
1. A bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.
"You want to be careful with those," Ron  warned Harry. "When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor - you know, you get all the ordinary ones like chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, but then you can get spinach and liver and tripe. George reckons he had a booger-flavored one once."
Ron picked up a green bean, looked at it carefully, and bit into a corner.
"Bleaaargh - see? Sprouts."

― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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